"Shape of You" Parody
Shape of You
The club isn't the best place to find a lover
So the bar is where I go
Me and my friends at the table doing shots
Drinking fast and then we talk slow
Come over and start up a conversation with just me
And trust me I'll give it a chance now
Take my hand, stop, put Van the Man on the jukebox
And then we start to dance, and now I'm singing like
Girl, you know I want your love
Your love was handmade for somebody like me
Come on now, follow my lead
I may be crazy, don't mind me
Say, boy, let's not talk too much
Grab on my waist and put that body on me
Come on now, follow my lead
Come, come on now, follow my lead
I'm in love with the shape of you
We push and pull like a magnet do
Although my heart is falling too
I'm in love with your body
And last night you were in my room
And now my bedsheets smell like you
Every day discovering something brand new
I'm in love with your body
Oh—I—oh—I—oh—I—oh—I
I'm in love with your body
Oh—I—oh—I—oh—I—oh—I
I'm in love with your body
Oh—I—oh—I—oh—I—oh—I
I'm in love with your body
Every day discovering something brand new
I'm in love with the shape of you
One week in we let the story begin
We're going out on our first date
You and me are thrifty, so go all you can eat
Fill up your bag and I fill up a plate
We talk for hours and hours about the sweet and the sour
And how your family is doing okay
Leave and get in a taxi, then kiss in the backseat
Tell the driver make the radio play, and I'm singing like
Girl, you know I want your love
Your love was handmade for somebody like me
Come on now, follow my lead
I may be crazy, don't mind me
Say, boy, let's not talk too much
Grab on my waist and put that body on me
Come on now, follow my lead
Come, come on now, follow my lead
I'm in love with the shape of you
We push and pull like a magnet do
Although my heart is falling too
I'm in love with your body
And last night you were in my room
And now my bedsheets smell like you
Every day discovering something brand new
I'm in love with your body
Oh—I—oh—I—oh—I—oh—I
I'm in love with your body
Oh—I—oh—I—oh—I—oh—I
I'm in love with your body
Oh—I—oh—I—oh—I—oh—I
I'm in love with your body
Every day discovering something brand new
I'm in love with the shape of you
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on
I'm in love with the shape of you
We push and pull like a magnet do
Although my heart is falling too
I'm in love with your body
Last night you were in my room
And now my bedsheets smell like you
Every day discovering something brand new
I'm in love with your body
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on
I'm in love with your body
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on
I'm in love with your body
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on
I'm in love with your body
Every day discovering something brand new
I'm in love with the shape of you
Carrot Crew
The world isn’t the best place to be a ginger,
So I have nowhere to go
Have you heard of Prince Harry he’s really hot,
And it’s not just cause of his flow
Are you really gonna judge us just on the colour of our hair,
So please come on and just be fair, now
Don’t get me angry, stop, you wish you had these locks.
Time to take a good glance, and now I’m saying like,
Hey I know I have red hair,
But I really hope you’ll like me for just for me
Come on now, others agreed
I may be ginger, don’t hate me
Hey girl, it’s okay to touch
Just ‘cause I’m ging doesn’t mean you can judge me
Come on now, others agreed
Come, come on now, get to know me
Have you heard of Archie Andrews?
He is a ginger you would still do
He stays away from the sun too
Have you heard of Ron Weasly?
And Annie doesn’t have a room,
Her orphanage was falling through
Everyday discovering the real truth
Freckles all on our bodies
Oh-i-oh-i-oh-i-oh-I
Bullied in junior high
Oh-i-oh-i-oh-i-oh-i
And I don’t even know why
Oh-i-oh-i-oh-i-oh-i
Maybe because I was shy
Everyday discovering I’m not like you
Red roots are just how my hair grew
Thirty years in, red hair grows from my chin
Don’t you think it’s a little late?
Hair on my feet, on my body, there’s so much heat,
And our carpets match our drapes
I cried for hours and hours about my hair in the shower
I’ll lie and say it is a strawberry shade
Please don’t call me a gingy; red hair isn’t for me
Tell all my fellow gingers I say hey, now I’m screaming like,
Hey, you know I don’t wear red
Because it blends too much with my hair and me
Come on now, black is the key
I can’t wear colours, sucks for me
Hey there, please don’t stare too much
and don’t hop on the bandwagon and hate me
Come on now, why can’t you see
I may be ginger, but I’m still me
Us carrot tops are a crew,
Kick a ginger day isn’t new,
November 20th is our doom,
Please please help us somebody
We are hiding in the bathroom,
Getting a kick is overdue,
Discovering maybe were not just like you
Got to protect my body
Oh-i-oh-i-oh-i-oh-i
The girls always just pass by
Oh-i-oh-i-oh-oh-i
I never get a reply
Oh-i-oh-i-oh-i-oh-i
I’m always left high and dry
Every single day I am thinking about you,
Dreaming until you say I do
Full Moon? Need to put sunblock on
Chinese Ginger? Never seen one
Come on, there’s an orange crayon?
No one uses that one, come on
Time to go to the hair salon,
I want the red to be all gone
My best friends name is red Don,
Thank god they don’t call me red Sheeran
The sun a very scary view,
Pale, freckles, red hair is how we grew
Still wishing this was not true,
Sunscreen I always apply
When I walk in its like boom,
Orange colour up in this due
Still trying to escape this shit sad cocoon,
I want to be a butterfly
Still looking for my soul, it’s gone
I need help to find a new one
Satin’s got nothing on me
Got my hair died at the salon
The ging didn’t turn to blonde
Being pale is a hobby
Have to get to school before dawn
Still get wedgie’s on the school lawn
Being ging sucks I won’t lie
Everyday discovering I’m not like you,
Us carrot tops are a crew